Masamune: Where the hell is this? Am I not at Odawara yet???
Masamune: No one told me anything about sending a bear as an escort…
Masamune: Who the hell are you?
Kai: I’m this kid’s mother!
Masamune: What are you, a bear?
Kai: Wrong! He was all alone so I took him in. His parents were killed by humans!
Masamune: Idiot! It’s perfectly natural for bears to be killed by humans!
Kai: You are the idiot here! What do you mean by “perfectly natural”? To be destined to die from the moment you’re born, that’s unbelievable!
Kai: Understand? Good. Well, let’s go. The castle is right up ahead.
Masamune: Wait! Who the hell are you?
Kai: The number one beauty in the Hojo clan, the one known as the pure maiden, Kai!
Masamune: They really did… send a bear as an escort…
and then throughout the next battle he keeps calling her kuma onna. it’s. so. good I. sobs.